It's spreading
As loyal readers of this site will immediately ascertain from the above photo, my catchphrase is straight-up catching fire! Two posts down you will read how my insanely clever catchphrase, “Y’all can suck y’own dick!” was recently scrawled on a women’s restroom wall of a popular Denver restaurant. And how I thought that was pretty much the coolest/most asinine thing ever. Then another friend sent this photo in. A bootleg bumper-sticker featuring my moronic catchphrase! What the fuck?!
Is this coincidence? Did someone else just come up with this on their own? It’s indeed a possibility but my solipsism says no. I think we’ve got a real grass-roots movement going on here. Plus the facts are on my side. That’s an extremely makeshift looking bumper-sticker. And those are clearly Colorado license plates. I think someone liked my catchphrase so much they made a few DIY bumper-stickers. And that somebody should get at me and give me a few. Or at the very least give me a credit on the bumper sticker. Because otherwise I’ll be forced to create a bumper-sticker of Calvin pissing on a guy making bootleg bumper stickers. And no one wins in that scenario. We all just look a little stupider. And a little more sad.
In the meantime, keep that catchphrase a’spreading, America! And keep letting me know when you see it! We may just be on to something here.
yo this is the ill-est deepest most profoundly dope ass Wesleyan shit I ever heard of right here……this is how folks get ganked near that campus..with this highly advanced fully automatic double barreled Uzi-like weapon..known as a solipsism….
Solipsism (play /ˈsɒlɨpsɪzəm/) is the philosophical idea that only one’s own mind is sure to exist. The term comes from the Latin solus (alone) and ipse (self). Solipsism as an epistemological position holds that knowledge of anything outside one’s own mind is unsure. The external world and other minds cannot be known, and might not exist outside the mind. As a metaphysical position, solipsism goes further to the conclusion that the world and other minds do not exist. As such it is the only epistemological position that, by its own postulate, is both irrefutable and yet indefensible in the same manner. Although the number of individuals sincerely espousing solipsism has been small, it is not uncommon for one philosopher to accuse another’s arguments of entailing solipsism as an unwanted consequence, in a kind of reductio ad absurdum. In the history of philosophy, solipsism has served as a skeptical hypothesis.[citation needed]
Is it ok if I just start saying this in mixed company? I think thatll help spread the word.
I like “Y’all charge cheese?”