As loyal readers of this site will immediately ascertain from the above photo, my catchphrase is straight-up catching fire! Two posts down you will read how my insanely clever catchphrase, “Y’all can suck y’own dick!” was recently scrawled on a women’s restroom wall of a popular Denver restaurant. And how I thought that was pretty much the coolest/most asinine thing ever. Then another friend sent this photo in. A bootleg bumper-sticker featuring my moronic catchphrase! What the fuck?!
Is this coincidence? Did someone else just come up with this on their own? It’s indeed a possibility but my solipsism says no. I think we’ve got a real grass-roots movement going on here. Plus the facts are on my side. That’s an extremely makeshift looking bumper-sticker. And those are clearly Colorado license plates. I think someone liked my catchphrase so much they made a few DIY bumper-stickers. And that somebody should get at me and give me a few. Or at the very least give me a credit on the bumper sticker. Because otherwise I’ll be forced to create a bumper-sticker of Calvin pissing on a guy making bootleg bumper stickers. And no one wins in that scenario. We all just look a little stupider. And a little more sad.
In the meantime, keep that catchphrase a’spreading, America! And keep letting me know when you see it! We may just be on to something here.