For the ladies
Hey everybody, the Grawlix is officially blowing up and selling out and in addition to CHEAP SPONSORSHIP PACKAGES now available on our middle torsos whilst we perform like EPL soccer players, you can also buy these choice new Grawlix T-shirts!
Si se puede!
As you can tell from these stunning photographs the women’s Grawlix T-shirts come in two colors, Heather Gray and Heather Light Blue, while the men’s shirts come in Dark Gray and Light Blue (no Heathers for men, it was that way at boarding school, it’s that way now). Women’s t-shirts are available in small, medium and large while for the mens we have small, medium, large, XL, and XXL for the really big dudes (aka die-hard, B.O.-smelling alt comedy nerds).
For the mens
But Adam, enough about these T-shirts! Where the fuck can I get them?!
Great question. Well there’s two ways to get them. You can come to a Grawlix live show – last Friday of the month, Bug Theater, Denver, Colorado, 10:30 p.m. – and pay us $15 or you can go visit our sponsors Illegal Pete’s and the Greater Than Collective page right here – BABOOM – and order yourself a sporty new Grawlix T-shirt which will arrive in the mail shortly and this time with NO ANTHRAX WHATSOEVER.
Guaranteed.
So whether you’re itching for a stylish night out on the town, just lounging around the house, traveling through the Mekong Delta with an anus full of drugs, or merely coming out to your hard-boiled, war veteran cliche father, do it in style, with your very own Grawlix T-shirt!
Hooray!